Teen boy: What the hell is NPR? Teen girl: National public radio. Teen boy: National? Why does that not make sense? Teen girl: It's national. Teen boy: Then how can it be public? Teen girl: It's a PUBLIC radio station that brodcasts NATIONALLY. Teen boy: I don't get it.
French teacher: Voila, les devoirs. Teen girl: Day-vwah? Ohmagod, that's so cool! Day-VWAH! French teacher writes the homework on the board, titled, "devoirs." Teen girl: What's dee-vores? French teacher: Devoirs! Teen girl: OHMAGOD! THAT'S day-vwah?