Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Facing the Facts

Woman on cellphone: "You don't got no furniture! You been smokin' coke, too!"

(Overheard by MB in Hannaford)

Friday, April 12, 2013

Whale Tail

70-ish guy with a slow southern drawl: "A whale tail? You know what a whale tail is, right? It's the top piece of a woman's thong. You know, she's bending over a bit, and you see the top part. The whale tail."

Toothless, townie guy at the nearby bar (with a drink in his hand):  "Hey man, you've been on the Internet, haven't you?"

(Overheard by MH at J's Oyster)

Friday, April 05, 2013

In or Out

Tall man, wearing a hat, to no one in particular: "There's only one way in or out: BURN ALIVE."

(Overheard by DM on Congress Street)