Friday, June 13, 2014

Fan Club

Middle school boy #1: "I love Scarlett Johansson!"

Middle school boy #2: "I love Scarlett Johansson too!"

Middle school boy #1: "Yeah, she just, like, kills everybody!"





(Overheard in front of King Middle School)

Monday, June 02, 2014

Grown-ass

One 12 year-old to another: "You got mothafuckin' chest hair and shit. You a grown-ass man. You can't be riding a mothafuckin' BMX no more."




(Overheard by AS near the old Public Market building)