Friday, May 29, 2015

Mocha Latte

Woman, muttering, as barista makes her a mocha latte: "Ooh, come to Mama..."

(Overheard by JL at the Gorham Grind)

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Barbecue sauce

Exasperated mother to small boy in shopping cart: "You don't need a bottle of barbecue sauce. What are you going to do with a bottle of BARBECUE sauce?"

(Overheard by ETS at Market Basket in Biddeford)

Monday, May 25, 2015

You're Probably Right

College student: "If someone's taking that much cash out of an ATM in Portland, it's for only one of two things: ethnic food or weed."

(Overheard slightly south of Portland)

Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Define "Gay"

Older man looking at movie posters, to female companion: "Mad Max is gay. Making a machine a woman--that's gay."

(Overheard by JR outside the Nickelodeon)