Hannaford Bagger (putting a pint of heavy whipping cream in a bag): Oh no, I bought this one time -- it gave me, you know, diarrhea!
Bagger: Yeah -- you gonna put it on cereal? Cause that's what I did, put it on cereal.
Shopper: No, I was actually...going to whip it, you know? Cause it's whipping cream.
Bagger: Well, all I know is it really gave me diarrhea.
(Overheard at Hannaford)