Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Job Hunting

Young woman, to her friend: "I mean, I can't work at Target. I'm a Bates graduate!"




(Overheard quite a bit south of Portland)

Friday, January 17, 2014

Zero Dollars

Little kid: "Dad, why don't they make a $0 bill?"

Dad: "Well, what would you do with it?"

Little kid: "Pretend it's a $50 bill?"




(Overheard by BD on the Metro bus)