Foursquare Kid Number One (shoving Kid Number Two): Faggot!
Foursquare Kid Number Two: You're a faggot!
Foursquare Kid Number Three: I don't want to play foursquare with you anymore. You guys are homophobic.
Kid One: Huh? What does that mean?
Kid Three: It means you're either afraid of gay people, or you hate gay people.
(Kid One and Kid Two look at each other, horrified)
Kid Two: Oh my God, he's gay, he's gay! Run!
(Kids One and Two run away)
(overheard by Boo at the Nathan Clifford playground)