Foursquare Kid Number One (shoving Kid Number Two): Faggot!
Foursquare Kid Number Two: You're a faggot!
Foursquare Kid Number Three: I don't want to play foursquare with you anymore. You guys are homophobic.
Kid One: Huh? What does that mean?
Kid Three: It means you're either afraid of gay people, or you hate gay people.
(Kid One and Kid Two look at each other, horrified)
Kid Two: Oh my God, he's gay, he's gay! Run!
(Kids One and Two run away)
(overheard by Boo at the Nathan Clifford playground)
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These are real conversations that have been overheard in and around Portland, Maine. If you'd like to contribute to the blog, please email liz.woodbury (at) gmail.com with the details.
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"Oh you're from Oregon? Did you fjord the river, or did you ask the indian guide for help?"
(Woman describing her experience studying abroad in Italy.)
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