Man to woman: "What do you think you are doing? We need this -- I have a two-ply butt."
Woman to man: "Oh, sensitive New Age guy?"
(Overheard at the Forest Avenue Hannaford)
These are real conversations that have been overheard in and around Portland, Maine. If you'd like to contribute to the blog, please email liz.woodbury (at) gmail.com with the details.