Friday, June 23, 2006

It's really worth more

Older Man in Italia shirt: ...because I'm Italian, that's why. Now, how much do I owe you?
Cashier woman: A million dollars. Well, a hundred thousand because you're Italian.
Older Man in Italia shirt: Fair enough.

Overheard at Amato's


Enoch said...

Overheard flying into Newark

Girl talking to friend: "And he said, 'She's such a skank,' and I said, 'Wow, do you have, like, a fifth sense or something?'"

Comrade Rafa said...

Thanks, enoch. I will ask the team leader if it's ok to use non-Portland quotes. Meanwhile, if you are interested in contributing please email me (comrade rafa). You can get my email from my profile.

miss gliss said...

we know enoch, cr. he is here.

Comrade Rafa said...

¿¡¿Why am I so bad at knowing who people are?!? Grr. I am frustrated and sad and want to go to españa.