Teacher, to students: "I hear that in Europe, they stand so close to people -- they stand like this!" (Demonstrates.) "We are not in Europe, people. And we just had a terrorist attack a couple of weeks ago. So give people their personal space."
(Overheard by Margot at a Portland High School)
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"What a catch!!"
Overheard at Evangeline bar:
One woman to another, sipping martinis, looking up in to the kitchen-
Blond woman: "Wow, the chef used to be hot.....but isn't he hotter now that his wife is pregnant?"
Brunette woman: "I think it's the beard......but yes, hot then, hot now. I need another martini. Was that last one strong???? He's hot and he sells a strong martini.....what a catch!
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