Blond martini-sipping woman: "Wow, the chef used to be hot...but isn't he hotter now that his wife is pregnant?"
Brunette martini-sipping woman: "I think it's the beard. But yes, hot then, hot now. I need another martini. Was that last one strong?! He's hot and he sells a strong martini. What a catch!"
(Overheard by Delilah at Evangeline)
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Hahaha, this is awesome. For me, virility would be a turn OFF. Eek! It'd be more like, "He's sterile? Hey now!" :)
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