Man with Connecticut plates feeding a meter: "Jesus, everywhere I go in this state I have to pay."
Passing Portlander: "IT'S CAUSE WE LOVE YOUR MONEY!"
(Overheard by SL on Commercial Street)
These are real conversations that have been overheard in and around Portland, Maine. If you'd like to contribute to the blog, please email liz.woodbury (at) gmail.com with the details.