First guy: "Don't I know you? Were you at that mustache party the other night?"
Second guy: "Uh, yeah! Maybe!"
First guy: "The one at Matty's, right?"
Second guy: "Oh, no. I wasn't at that one."
(Overheard by MR at Otto)
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