Woman: "I see you have a watch on. Do you know what time it is?"
Little boy: "It's right now!"
(Overheard by LR at 302 West Smokehouse & Tavern in Fryeburg)
These are real conversations that have been overheard in and around Portland, Maine. If you'd like to contribute to the blog, please email liz.woodbury (at) gmail.com with the details.