First smoking guy: "I know a joke."
Second smoking guy: "What is it?"
First guy: "How do you teach a handkerchief to dance?"
Second guy: "I have no idea."
First guy: "Put a little boogie in it."
Second guy (very excited): "THAT IS HILARIOUS. I WISH THERE WERE MORE JOKES LIKE THAT."
(Overheard by JR on Cumberland Avenue)