Lady, to seat mate, in an authoritative voice: "Oh yeah, they have terrible teeth, Europeans. Because of the water. And they drink wine from the age of five. Coffee, tea, wine."
(Overheard on the Portland to Boston Concord Coach Lines bus)
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