Saturday, August 11, 2012

A Foolish Purchase

Woman on cellphone, to man: "She says it's seventy-five dollars."

Man: "How much?"

Woman: "Seventy-five. She don't know the value of a dollar."

Man: "Well, how old is it?"

Woman: "She says it's two years old."

Man: "What?!" Seventy-five dollars for a two-year old cat? I thought it was a kitten!" (Grabs cell phone.) "It's two years old? You're stupid. You're stupid. I don't even want to look at it. Go ahead, do whatever you want." (Hangs up.)

Woman: "I told you, she don't know the value of a dollar."





(Overheard at the Back Cove Hannaford)


*The first reader to correctly guess what was in their shopping cart gets a special gift!

6 comments:

Eric M. Larsson said...

ACB

the quiet one said...

dog food.

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Joe said...

Birthday balloons

Joe said...

birthday balloons

Liz said...

Great guesses, everyone. Eric, you are the winner! It was Allen's Coffee Brandy and a gallon of milk! I will mail you your prize if you send your snail mail address to me: liz(dot)woodbury(at)gmail(dot)com.