Woman #1 with barefoot toddler and stroller: "I need to change this one's diaper. It stinks!"
Woman #2 with barefoot toddler and stroller: "Do you have any cream for her butt?"
Woman #1: "Yeah, she has a bit of a rash. They gave me something for jock itch and said that should work just fine."
Woman #2: "Cool."
(Overheard by KC on the #1 Metro bus)