Crazy customer: "Hey, you got a lighter?"
Barista: "No, I'm sorry. I don't smoke..."
Crazy customer: "I DIDN'T ASK YOU IF YOU FUCKING SMOKED."
(Overheard by KT at Coffee By Design on Congress Street)
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