Smoking man #1: "I saw John White yesterday."
Smoking man #2, agitated: "John White's a murderer!"
Smoking man #1: "What? Who'd he murder?"
Smoking man #2: "ME!"
(Overheard by LKW outside a Cumberland Farms in Augusta)
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