Dad: "Yes, he was."
Little kid #2: "What did he lie about?"
Dad: "I don't really remember, but he was a liar."
Random guy walking by: "He lied about Gollum and the ring, idiot!"
(Overheard by AJGL on the Eastern Prom)
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