One hip 20-something to another: "PBR won its blue ribbon in like 1893 or something."
Second 20-something: "That's why their beer sucks. The last award it won was like 200 years ago!"
First 20-something: "That is bad math. Also, PBR won a gold medal at the American Beer Festival in 2006."
(Overheard by MW on the East End Beach)