Drunk Guido guy, locked in an amorous embrace with bleached blonde woman: "Why'd you grab my dick?"
Blonde woman, giggling drunkenly: "Because it's fahkin' hot, God!"
(Overheard by CS on Exchange Street, near Novare Res)
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