Exceptionally tall woman: "Buuurrrrrpppp."
Tourist man: (Look of utter shock).
Tall woman: "Sorry, homeboy. Welcome to Portland!"
(Overheard by EB outside the Porthole)
These are real conversations that have been overheard in and around Portland, Maine. If you'd like to contribute to the blog, please email liz.woodbury (at) gmail.com with the details.