Clean After Ur's Dog

(Seen on Congress Street near North Star Cafe)

Tijuana

Congress Street guy, over his shoulder to an invisible person: "Well, at least it's better than Tijuana!"





(Overheard on Middle Street)

Yikes

Guy talking on his cell phone in an extremely loud voice while walking behind me: "Dude, I'm on the hunt right now."




(Overheard in Deering Oaks)

Angry Red Sox Fan

Furious man, pushing bicycle and yelling to himself: "Fucking people with New York Yankees hats. They think they're so fucking gangster."




(Overheard by AJL near Monument Square during Art Walk)

Mr. New England

Guy in his twenties, to friend: "It's all about the girls, you know? All the guys there are meatheads from the midwest. They're not bad guys. It's just that I stand out. I'm Mr. New England -- look at my boat shoes!"




(Overheard on Congress Street during Art Walk)

A Dog and a Half

First woman with small dog on a leash: "What kind of dog is that?"

Second Woman with small dog on a leash: "I don't know, but I figure he's a dog long and half a dog tall."



(Overheard at the farmer's market by ML)