Monday, July 22, 2013

Use Your Words

Woman #1: "My boyfriend is here in real life now--I gotta go."

Woman #2: "IRL."

Woman #1: "I don't know what that means."

(Overheard by JR at Aurora Provisions)

Friday, July 19, 2013

A Match Made in Heaven

One person to another: "You always seemed like a perfect couple because you both dream about unicorns."

(Overheard by JR at Crema)

Friday, July 05, 2013

Can't Have Too Many

One man to another, pointing out the bus window: "My friend Jimmy stole a buncha nipple rings from that place."

(Overheard by DM on the Metro bus to the Maine Mall)

Thursday, July 04, 2013

Fighting Words

Hipster dude, discussing a friend: "That guy has the worst beard I have ever seen."

(Overheard by JR at LFK)