Use Your Words

Woman #1: "My boyfriend is here in real life now--I gotta go."

Woman #2: "IRL."

Woman #1: "I don't know what that means."





(Overheard by JR at Aurora Provisions)

A Match Made in Heaven

One person to another: "You always seemed like a perfect couple because you both dream about unicorns."





(Overheard by JR at Crema)

Can't Have Too Many

One man to another, pointing out the bus window: "My friend Jimmy stole a buncha nipple rings from that place."




(Overheard by DM on the Metro bus to the Maine Mall)

Fighting Words

Hipster dude, discussing a friend: "That guy has the worst beard I have ever seen."





(Overheard by JR at LFK)