Thursday, March 10, 2016

Puppy Eyes

Woman behind counter: "You look as tired as I feel!"

Man: "Yeah."

WBC: "You just get up?"

Man: "How did you know?"

WBC: "You look really tired."

Man: "Well, I've always had puffy eyes."

WBC: "Puppy eyes?"

Man: "Can you just sell me this gum, please?"

(Overheard by RC at the Brighton Avenue 7-11)

Wednesday, March 09, 2016

You Are The Worst Mom

(Seen by LHT at the Habitat for Humanity ReStore)

Monday, March 07, 2016

Pretty Much Just Like That

Older man standing in very long line for the Democratic caucus, to companion: "It's just like when you go to an auditorium to see Cher!"

(Overheard by MEW near Deering High School)

Friday, March 04, 2016

Get a Job

Trump supporter, to protester: "GET A JOB!"

Man behind him: "Well, we're here and we have jobs."

Trump supporter: "Well I doubt that guy does."

(Overheard by JIP outside the Trump rally at the Westin Portland Harborview)

Tuesday, March 01, 2016

Decisions, Decisions

Pregnant woman thoroughly browsing the ice cream selection (yelling): "CHOCOLATE OR STRAWBERRY?"

Man's voice from the next aisle: "CHOCOLATE!"


(Overheard by JL in the frozen aisle of the Back Cove Hannaford)