Monday, February 25, 2013

Prince Charming

Woman to friend: "I know he smokes crack and wets the bed sometimes, but he's all about me."

(Overheard by VB in the women's restroom at Spring Point Tavern)

Saturday, February 23, 2013

How About if I Give You 50 Cents NOT To?

Fellow pushing a cart, to young woman: "Hey, excuse me. If I tell you a joke...will you give me 50 cents?"

(Overheard by MS on Congress Street near Joe's Smoke Shop)

Friday, February 22, 2013

Baby's First Word

Woman: "I'm teaching my baby to say 'chakra!'"

(Overheard by HC in Mexicali Blues)

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Both Trendy and Useful

Guy: "I don't question fashion, I just follow the trends!"

Woman: I just don't understand what makes cargo shorts out but fanny packs in, you know what I mean?"

Guy: "At least you can store your drugs in either one."

(Overheard by AS on Congress Street)