Kid 1: "Have you ever had a Red Bull?"
Kid 2: "What kind of kid do you think I am?!"
Kid 1: "So you haven't had one?"
Kid 2: "No! It's not a kid's drink!"
Kid 1: "You mean it's like alcohol?"
Kid 2: "No! It's an energy drink? But it's not a kid's drink!"
Kid 1: "My friend who's in fifth — going into sixth — grade LEGIT had one."
Kid 2: "YO! What the hell's wrong with him?!"
(Overheard by ZWH and IWH at Pine Point Beach)