Wednesday, September 11, 2013

You Should See My Dentist

Middle aged man, looking at his phone, to no one in particular: "God, my pharmacist is gorgeous."

(Overheard by DM at Local Sprouts)

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Three Things

Hip grandma to friend: "Fireworks are one of the three illegal things I enjoy."

(Overheard by JR at Crema Coffee)

Monday, September 09, 2013


30-year-old-nerdish guy to bored-looking 70-year-old-lady: "You know, if you asked me what my favorite type of 18th-century sailing ship is, I'd have to say...a Bermuda-rigged topsail sloop."

(Overheard by BD on the Metro bus)