Friday, April 08, 2016

A Djibouti Man

Patron One: "Could someone as ignorant as Donald Trump really become President of the United States?"

Patron Two: "I don't know, but if he does, we Somalis need to stick together."

Patron One: "OK brother, but I'm not Somali, I'm a Djibouti man."  

(Overheard by EL near the reference desk at the Portland Public Library)

Thursday, April 07, 2016

It Might Just Be You

First guy in group of guys who smell strongly of weed: "I love Portland. You can smell pot everywhere you go!"

Other guys: "Oh yeah!"

(Overheard by JR on Congress Street)