Thursday, March 20, 2014

White Lines

70-something lady to her older gentleman companion: "I only do cocaine when I'm not home."

(Overheard by LEB at Silly's)

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

It Gets Better

Young woman, to friend: "You've gotten a lot better. I've only seen you puke that bad twice. I used to worry you'd puke on my couch when you'd stay over."

(Overheard by AS at Jimmy the Greek's in South Portland)

Monday, March 10, 2014

Ask a Silly Question

Woman: "I see you have a watch on. Do you know what time it is?"  

Little boy: "It's right now!"

(Overheard by LR at 302 West Smokehouse & Tavern in Fryeburg)

Friday, March 07, 2014

Your Mom is Everywhere

Future bridesmaid, to other future bridesmaids: "Now my mom has Snapchat."

(Overheard by AS at Jimmy the Greek's in South Portland)

Wednesday, March 05, 2014


First college girl: "I can't even imagine what Ohio is like."

Second college girl: "Okay, I'm going to this American themed party. I have to wear, like, America all over my body and drink beer all night. In a bar. THAT'S Ohio."

(Overheard at the Portland Transportation Center)

Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Free At Last

School bus driver, hollering out the window: "Juny Judeson retired! He just walked off! He's on a cruise now!"

(Overheard by IWH on a Portland Public School bus)

Monday, March 03, 2014

Actually, Good Question

Person #1, to Person #2: "You have an iPhone? What's the "i" stand for?"

(Overheard by RC at the Gulf of Maine Research Institute)