Monday, February 23, 2015

Someone, Show Her How!

Older woman, plaintively: "I wish I knew how to text."

(Overheard by JR at Maine Medical Center)

Wednesday, February 18, 2015


Woman 1: "Do you need any taco shells?"

Woman 2: "Why?"

Woman 1: "I have so many of them at home."

Woman 2: "Why do you have so many?"

Woman 1: "I buy them for the taco packets they come with, but I never eat that many tacos. I just put it on the meat and eat it that way."

Woman 2: "Why don't you buy the seasoning separately?"

Woman 1: "You can buy it separately?"

(Overheard by AS at Tulsi in Kittery)