Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Hipster Wedding

Hipster lady: "I arrived at my wedding on a cow. Behind a cow. I was driving the cow, from a wagon."

(Overheard by JSF on Crescent Beach)

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Process of Elimination

Boy (to father): "Is this City Hall?"

Father: "Yes."

Boy (to me, waiting in line to pay parking ticket): "Are you the Mayor?"

Me: "No, sorry."

Boy (to father): "I am going to keep asking. Someone in this building has to be the Mayor."

(Overheard by Mayor JR at Portland City Hall)