Tuesday, July 21, 2015

We're in Maine Now

Young woman to young man: "We forgot the fuckin' football, didn't we?"

Young man: "Watch your mouth. We're not in New Hampshire anymore."

(Overheard by AG at Rite Aid in Fryeburg)

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Let Down Your Hair

Man on a bench at 7:45am, making eye contact with passing woman as he finishes a small bottle of whiskey: "What you lookin' at, Rapunzel?"

(Overheard by EN on Congress Street)