Wednesday, October 16, 2013


Elderly gentleman #1, looking up: "Man, I really like fall. Do you like fall?"

Elderly gentleman #2, also looking up: "Yeeaahh."

(Overheard by MA on Preble Street)

Tuesday, October 15, 2013


Woman on cell phone: "He's great when he's sober. He's just never fucking sober."

(Overheard by AB near the Eastland Park Hotel)

Monday, October 14, 2013

Real Swell

Guy to friends: "Chris is real swell. He bailed me out of jail."

(Overheard by AB in front of Paul's Food Center)

Saturday, October 12, 2013

The Dog Whisperer of Maine

One lunch lady to another: "Yeah, he charges $175 a day."

Second lunch lady: "Wait, who?"

First lunch lady: "The dog whisperer of Maine!"

(Overheard at Casco Bay High School)

Friday, October 11, 2013

Hate Crime

Woman, earnestly: "I like those wood carvings, but I feel that they are a hate crime against trees."

(Overheard by JR at First Friday Art Walk)

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Quiet Dad, You're Embarrassing Me

Man, smelling his jacket: "Man, this jacket smells like butt."

(Overheard by IWH in the waiting room of Just For Kids Pediatric Dentistry)