Fall

Elderly gentleman #1, looking up: "Man, I really like fall. Do you like fall?"

Elderly gentleman #2, also looking up: "Yeeaahh."




(Overheard by MA on Preble Street)

Dilemma

Woman on cell phone: "He's great when he's sober. He's just never fucking sober."



(Overheard by AB near the Eastland Park Hotel)

Real Swell

Guy to friends: "Chris is real swell. He bailed me out of jail."



(Overheard by AB in front of Paul's Food Center)

The Dog Whisperer of Maine

One lunch lady to another: "Yeah, he charges $175 a day."

Second lunch lady: "Wait, who?"

First lunch lady: "The dog whisperer of Maine!"




(Overheard at Casco Bay High School)

Hate Crime

Woman, earnestly: "I like those wood carvings, but I feel that they are a hate crime against trees."



(Overheard by JR at First Friday Art Walk)

Quiet Dad, You're Embarrassing Me

Man, smelling his jacket: "Man, this jacket smells like butt."



(Overheard by IWH in the waiting room of Just For Kids Pediatric Dentistry)