Monday, June 23, 2008


Foursquare Kid Number One (shoving Kid Number Two): Faggot!

Foursquare Kid Number Two: You're a faggot!

Foursquare Kid Number Three: I don't want to play foursquare with you anymore. You guys are homophobic.

Kid One: Huh? What does that mean?

Kid Three: It means you're either afraid of gay people, or you hate gay people.

(Kid One and Kid Two look at each other, horrified)

Kid Two: Oh my God, he's gay, he's gay! Run!

(Kids One and Two run away)

(overheard by Boo at the Nathan Clifford playground)