Monday, June 23, 2008


Foursquare Kid Number One (shoving Kid Number Two): Faggot!

Foursquare Kid Number Two: You're a faggot!

Foursquare Kid Number Three: I don't want to play foursquare with you anymore. You guys are homophobic.

Kid One: Huh? What does that mean?

Kid Three: It means you're either afraid of gay people, or you hate gay people.

(Kid One and Kid Two look at each other, horrified)

Kid Two: Oh my God, he's gay, he's gay! Run!

(Kids One and Two run away)

(overheard by Boo at the Nathan Clifford playground)


Anonymous said...

"Oh you're from Oregon? Did you fjord the river, or did you ask the indian guide for help?"

(Woman describing her experience studying abroad in Italy.)

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