Wednesday, August 31, 2022

50 Nifty United States

Person One: "Y'know what? Virginia's kind of a shithole."

Person Two: "Dude. Virginia sucks."

(Overheard by AJL at the Yosaku sushi bar)

Thursday, June 30, 2022

Free Advice

Walking woman, talking on cell phone: "Yeah, I have these two deadlines coming up, and I just need to work harder."

Apparently unhoused gentleman, sitting on bench: "You need to work smarter, not harder!"

(Overheard by JAT in Evergreen Cemetery)