Schumergate

Man on cell phone, proclaiming: "I have to handle the Amy Schumer fallout and then I can deal with you."




(Overheard by AW on Fore Street)

Hilarious

First smoking guy: "I know a joke."

Second smoking guy: "What is it?"

First guy: "How do you teach a handkerchief to dance?"

Second guy: "I have no idea."

First guy: "Put a little boogie in it."

Second guy (very excited): "THAT IS HILARIOUS. I WISH THERE WERE MORE JOKES LIKE THAT."




(Overheard by JR on Cumberland Avenue)