Friday, December 11, 2015


30-something man to 30-something woman: "Now, do we need any NON alcoholic beverages?"

(Overheard by ETS in the Biddeford Hannaford two days before Thanksgiving)

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Not Seen and Not Heard

Woman to friend: "I have five kids of my own--the last thing I want to see when I go to a restaurant, or anywhere in public really, is someone's kid."

(Overheard by JR on Congress Street)