Vitamin D Works Wonders

Happy guy in a baseball cap, walking into the bank out of the 27 degree sunshine: "It's like a balmy summah day today!"

(Overheard by MC at the TruChoice Credit Union)

Street Poet

Congress street gentleman, to passerby: "Diamonds for teeth."

(Overheard by DM on Congress Street)

Anatomical Graffiti

(Seen on Woodmont Street)

Black Market Toe

Middle aged woman: "I'd call the black market, 1-800-BLACK-MARKET, and tell them to just take my toe."

(Overheard by AP at the Falmouth Goodwill)

Be Prepared

Sixty-something woman, to her friend: "It's okay as long as I go to bed before he does and, you know, prepare myself."





(Overheard at Target in South Portland)