LGBT...C?

Woman, very seriously, to another woman:  "Oh I totally understand, I have a transgender cat."





(Overheard by MI on the patio at David's Restaurant)

Respect

Man's voice: "I beat people up for you and this is how you treat me?!"





(Overheard by @burnsy06 on Congress Street)

First Love

Smoking guy to smoking girl: "You know what, though? I'll never get over the mother of my child."





(Overheard on Preble Street)

Sounds Interesting

One middle-aged female tourist to another: "...he was down there a long time, and I couldn't see what he was doing!"





(Overheard by DM in Monument Square)

Young Adult

Young man on bike: "Stop being such a fucking teenager."

Young woman on bike: "You're a teenager too."

Young man on bike: "Nuh uh, I'm a fucking young adult."





(Overheard on Middle Street)