Prince Charming

Woman to friend: "I know he smokes crack and wets the bed sometimes, but he's all about me."





(Overheard by VB in the women's restroom at Spring Point Tavern)

How About if I Give You 50 Cents NOT To?

Fellow pushing a cart, to young woman: "Hey, excuse me. If I tell you a joke...will you give me 50 cents?"





(Overheard by MS on Congress Street near Joe's Smoke Shop)

Baby's First Word

Woman: "I'm teaching my baby to say 'chakra!'"





(Overheard by HC in Mexicali Blues)

Both Trendy and Useful

Guy: "I don't question fashion, I just follow the trends!"

Woman: I just don't understand what makes cargo shorts out but fanny packs in, you know what I mean?"

Guy: "At least you can store your drugs in either one."





(Overheard by AS on Congress Street)