You Know Me

Middle-aged guy, to his buddy: "You know me, sometimes I wear pants."




(Overheard by TEK at Mama's Crowbar)

Reading Comprehension

Woman to Friend: "Oh my God, I just realized that this novel I have been reading is YA. It has a reading guide at the end and everything."




(Overheard by JR at Arabica)

Good Idea

Man in bathroom stall, on cell phone: "I'm going to try drinking some cranberry juice to see if that helps."



(Overheard by AS at Target)