The Benefits are Questionable

Youngish guy, shouting: "The benefits? The benefits!? The benefits are herpes!"




(Overheard by JH through the window on Emery Street)

Maybe She's Thinking of Marigolds

Enthusiastic middle-aged tourist lady, examining a gross-looking seagull feather on the sidewalk: "Who needs to go to India where they throw roses? There are feathers everywhere!"



(Overheard by ZWH on Congress Street)