Everyone Loves the Beach

Woman #1: "I can't believe that she even dated someone who doesn't like the beach."

Woman #2: "Does she really like going to the beach?"

Woman #1: "EVERYONE LOVES THE BEACH."

Woman #2: "He doesn't."

Woman #1: "That's my point--he is the exception."





(Overheard by JR on Temple Street)

Magic Hat

Student: "I like to wear a hat when I study, because then I feel productive."




(Overheard by ARA at UNE)