Boy, to his mother, coming out of "Selma": "Why did that movie make me cry?"
(Overheard by JR at the Nickelodeon Cinemas)
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Friday, January 09, 2015
Theatre of the Absurd
Six year old boy: "Do you think the doctor will get a whale for the fish tank?
Father: "Mmm, whales are pretty big, and I don't think there'd be room for one."
Boy: "Well...I like spider webs."
(Overheard by JL in a South Portland pediatrician's office waiting room)
Father: "Mmm, whales are pretty big, and I don't think there'd be room for one."
Boy: "Well...I like spider webs."
(Overheard by JL in a South Portland pediatrician's office waiting room)
Monday, January 05, 2015
Happy New Year!
Coughing man: "I have bronchitis. At least I'm not dead. All of my friends are dead. You don't even know you have friends until they start dying on you."
(Overheard by ZWH at the Congress Street Rite Aid)
(Overheard by ZWH at the Congress Street Rite Aid)
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