Woman 1: "She's, like, 30 and has never had a real job."
Woman 2: "What does she do? Make arts and crafts and sell crap on Etsy?"
(Overheard by MS on Congress Street)
Monday, April 20, 2015
Friday, April 17, 2015
Mrs. Baldwin
Teenage girl: "Mrs. Baldwin?"
Older woman: "Oh dear."
Girl: "What are you doing here?"
Mrs. Baldwin: "I won't tell if you don't."
(Overheard in the middle of a school day at Target in South Portland)
Older woman: "Oh dear."
Girl: "What are you doing here?"
Mrs. Baldwin: "I won't tell if you don't."
(Overheard in the middle of a school day at Target in South Portland)
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Herbivores
Middle school kid, to friend: "I'm pretty sure Canadians are herbivores."
(Overheard by Anonymous at a Portland middle school)
(Overheard by Anonymous at a Portland middle school)
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Smart People
Young woman to friend: "Naomi Watts--she is in all those movies that smart people like."
(Overheard by JR at Videoport)
(Overheard by JR at Videoport)
Monday, April 13, 2015
Then Again...
One young man to another: "Just because you smoke crack doesn't make you a crackhead...but then again, it does."
(Overheard by STF near OhNo Cafe)
(Overheard by STF near OhNo Cafe)
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